Thinking about being 9 and Fr. Chapman asking Bruno B. and me to read at 10 am mass. Ummm talk about major playground cred for AT LEAST a week! Then we found that one of the readings contained the word "Breast." Oh, hell no! No self respecting 9 yr old says breast in front of the world. I was a mess all week thinking about it. When it came time to read, I jumped up and pretended to be confused and read the non mammary reading. Sorry, Bruno. I'm thinking that I heard you worked at a topless bar for awhile...... I owe you.
